eh? Khan?

These days ol ismall girls and boys crying crying in tuk tuk telling "Aiyoooo A Khan not coming A Khan not coming". Who is this Pakistani joker euribodies is talking about, I thought. So I asked Isuru Malli who this A Khan bugger is and why he is hauing problems coming. Then I heard this bugger is big hippity hoppity istar in the istates singing songs about doing dirty unmenshunable things ol the time. He was going to come to Rajapakistan olso but our champions in Porin Oppice hau said "here here you shall not enter our belowed island. We do not approwe op you singing about dangerous ladies and being disrespectpul to peoples." Olso in one wideo apparantly they hau shown womans in bikinis dancing around Buddha istatue. When I heard that I got wery angry. Who is this Khan donkey making pun op religions? He should be taken to Kandana and tied up and put on railway lines. Punnily enup, Isuru Malli had this wideo on his new mobile so I put a look to see (to see statue, not to see bikini ladies, I am not like that ok), to see this so coll "statue" is in background por not ewen one second. Pans can see pictorial. Now Gossip Aiya hau to make a pew comments about this -

1)Pirst op ol, apparantly this was pound out by some monks. Now I hau to ask, what were they doing looking at these type op wideos in the first place? This song is coll "Sexy Chick", what did they think it would be, a Bairaha adwert? This wery fishy.

2)Second op ol, what kind of banana-less jockistrap was able to notice some white looking statue olllllll the way in the back when they were some pirst class patta specimans in pront dancing around in next to nothing? Ewen when I was looking por istatue I didn't see because eyes were drawn to other places. It is natural thing. Whoever managed to notice istatue is obviously op the homosapian wariety and they should be likewise tied and put on railway tracks. Or sent to Opposishun Leaders house por pun time.

3)Third op ol, cannot be sure this is ewen istatue op Buddha. It look more like those white istorm trooper buggers prom those Istarry Wars pilms. Or maybe it is punny shaped cloud. I think this bent bugger is olso blind bugger. Better take him to optishuns bepore taking to railway tracks. ip taking to opasichun leaders house no need optician.

4)Porth op ol, I am not ewen conwinced that his songs are about dirty unmenshunable things. I went on googly and researched I pound song about our wery own local beverage! It coll ismak that. Chorus talling -

"Ismak that, ol on the ploor
Ismak that, giu me some more
Ismak that, till you get sore
Ismak that, aiyooooo"

This not dirty song. This talling about some clumsy bugger who going to Perera and sons and asking old man working in shop por smak. Then he dropping it on ploor. Then he asking shop man por another one. And then he dropping that one and the next one and the next one until poor old shop man's back is sore prom bending down to clean broken botals. then man is getting angry and telling 'aiyoooo' and going. What is so dirty about that? I think these so coll "monks" who made big scene throwing istones and shouting about this should get in their E class mersedes bens cars and go back to parlimant and shout at each other and leawe us in peace without making euribody else upset that they cannot hear Khan sing. They acting more like monkeys than monks. I cannot describe them only without being disrespectpul. The real monks are too busy doing good deeds and pracitising their religion to care about some pakistani joker singing about our sopt drinks!

But now never mind. Our king is olways thinking op us so therefore he has asked davit bakham to come and get ayuruweydha treatment instead. Por those of you who do not know this is great istar prom movie bent like bekham. so now instead of going por A khan concert euribodies can go and see vedamahhataya rubbing oil and istraightening davit

Dishum dishum
Gossip Aiya

I am olso poetick, so I hau ritten limerick!

There was a nice girl prom Padukka
who sported a wery nice puka
with short iskirt and heels
she'd stand inside Keells
Looking to all like a hooker

A pellow came up to inquire
How much she would charge for a hire
She asked "What do you mean"
And made quite a scene
And caused the poor man to perspire

"No no" the man said, "you misheard
I asked you where you got that curd
I've looked all around
but none I hau found
So thought that I might put a word."

"ahhh" she replied "that's okay
now iscuse me I'm going to pay"
but while waiting in line
he slapped her behind
and ran out the door and away!

We hau Angoda, they hau Vancouver

Halaw! as is the customary custom when hauing pree time, Gossip Aiya yesterday went to Nondi Dawids. Apter a while i got bored talking to that nondi bugger and putting on televishun box. ammata udu! it was like that one time i switch on tv and saw some ourang outangs monkeys on some nashunal geografic channel doing things that they should definitely not hau shown on tv. In other words I saw King Kong going "bing bong" with his ding dong. Anyway that is another istory.


So what Gossip Aiya saw on the kingly channel of rupawahini was ewen worse. Pirst op ol it was shock (not electric shock but "huta pochchi" shock) to me that they were not showing wideo op king going around waving hands in the air like he is directing a plane to park at katunayake). Instead op noble king, on the tv they were showing some clowns who are looks like pathola pruits dressed in multi colour penguit suits jumping around in the isnow ol excited, just like "cat" when i show it rubber ball (pans will know gossip aiya hau dog name "cat"). I ask Nondi Dawid "yako! mona magullak dha mey? (what pray kind sir is this?)" I thought maybe some white man kissmass mowies when joblass white buggers and their childrans going into isnow and throwing balls at each other and singing some "falalalala" and waiting.

Anyways Nondi toll me this is not mowie but is isport colled "Winter Olimpicks". When I ask what the hell this "Winter Olimpicks" is he telling that once eury four years, ol joblass idiot peoples in suddha countries hau this big convenshun in some cold place where they get together and play in this big playground out op isnow and ice por one month. Then other buggers come and film and put ol ower world so that ol the fellow crackpots who could not appord the plane ticket to go can watch on televishun box and wait. And they coll this "isport" so that they feel some sense op achiewement and they get some medal por being better at playing in the isnow than the rest op the other clowns. I wonder, what kind of salp respecting man woman or animal would chooses do dance around in dam cold places like north pole until there flag pole is in no shape to grease any hole. They must be either the wery istupid or the wery drunk or both. But becose many peoples are learning about world prom Gossip Aiya bloggage, I thout must find out and tell pans more about this. So I put a googly search (while searching por kumaris) and pound some information.


Apter reading googly, I hau to say this "Winter Olimpicks" bollocks is the biggest waste op time and ispace in the isporting arenas since that soththa Kapugedera monkey started playing por our nashunal team. You know how when you are the ismol batta and some uncle coming and asking "Putha what do you want to do when you become big" you say something like doctor, lowyer man, mowie istar, or maybe cirickate player. In my case tree wheel driver. But in what kind op pruit cake lolipaddle would tell "Ah yes uncle now that you menshun, when I become big I want to go into the freezing isnow, put on tight suit so ol my mambalams and kolikutto ol outisde por whole world to see that they hau become rasins and tooth pick in the cold, go to top op hill, stand on 2 s-lon pipes and go down at 60 miles an hour hopefully not hitting any trees or dogs or potholes or pictures of the noble king on the way down"??? There are many other equially retarded isports in this Olimpicks nonsense, and I thought I would describe some op the particularly brainlass ones with you dear pans.

1)bobbing isled

Now i know moment you are hearing bobbing you are thinking down the drain thoughts, but this isport basically there is a tree trunk with ol the tree inside being taken out and only outside is there, colled isled. this is put on slippery ice islope and then soem soththa buggers push this thing till it going fast, and then JUMPING IN while it is going. we opcourse dont hau to go and preeze in the isnow to do ol that. we can just go and try to get into the private bus. Now anyways isled is going round and round and getting paster and paster, and this cart hauing no wheels but same s-lon pipe like things on bottom as par as i could see no brakes. These bloody jokers leaning prom side to side to make it turn only. I thought these suddhas are the ismart buggers, but ewen in the Rajapakistan we are hauing better system to turn. It colled the ISTEERING WHEEL. Maybe I will recomand to send man prom tree wheel garage in Maradana to go and fix one in the bobbing sled so those buggers don't hau to die.

2)curling

Now in this so coll isport basically these buggers are hauing a broom like thing and sweeping sweeping some istone in straight line on some ice. In Rajapakistan we do same thing but it is coll "cleaning house". These sudhdha buggers think they are such big shots that they know how to use a broom that they deserve a medal around their neck. Ip they come here and see euri old ammi doing better than them they might not peel like such big shots. Bloody poodles only the lot op them. (By the way any peminist womans reading bloggage, let me claripy not only ammis should be doing the brooming. In our house por instance I do ol brooming actiwities. Wipe won't touch the broom or broomistick ewen ip ou know what I mean.)

3)Two man luge

Now this is most silly and ambarrassing isport I hau ewer seen in my long lipe. It seems to be a isport well suited to the gentlemans who like to clean exhaust pipes (in pact maybe apter Nodhakin pinally retires prom the politics he can represent country in this isport along with that islimy bugger Ashan at Aasiri Salon who takes par too much time applying cream on my pace apter I go there por a nice shawe). Anyway in this isport, man gets on isled and lies on his back, and another man lies ON TOP op this bugger olso on his back, and they go hammering down same track they do bobbing isled lying on top op each other. hopefully only isled is bobbing and private parts too cold to go exploring. otherwise pinis! The way I see it is an excuse to get away with doing these homosapian actiwities and hau peoples cheering you while you do. I looked wery closely and eury so opten the bugger on the bottom mowes his hips this way that way. Maybe he is using his gear istick to change gears.


Anyway, Gossip Aiya's advice por the day is ip after wotching this nonsence your childrans olso wont to go and putting curling and bobbing isled, tie them to the village well and make them watch the old ladies bathing. that will teach them.

Dishum dishum
Gossip Aiya

Nalla Idirikaalam!

Pirst op ol pans I hau to apologize prom my looong absence on bloggage. This constipashun has been due to a pew reasons. Unportunately (due to some reasons I cannot esplain due to fear op my bollocks being hung drawn and quartered) my sensashunal, unprecedented (or in this case un-Presidented) and inspirashunal politickal career was cut short. I wish I could tell ol pans about this but ip I do, then koli kuttu olso might get cut short. Then how to put hand party?

So I hau been in hiding in my house backside (because we are not liu near lake to go to lakeside) and waiting like a neurotic mongoose por the last month or so, watering my gotukola plants with choo (yellow water) euritime white wan going past gate. But now apter elecshun no need por me to be iscared, becos ol white wans are busy going and rounding up ol supporters op swan candidate. While on the subject, I hau heard that apparantly royal pamily last week has banned swan prom plying anywhere. That op course is wery istupid thing to do, ewen uneducated hoodlum like Isuru Malli knows that swans cannot ply. It is what they coll "plight-less bird" like the kiwipruit bird, the ostrich and the orangutan. (In this case op course our plight-less bird olso turned out to me pight-less. But kuru kuru of course not less)

Anyway, in light op ol the resent happanings in Rajapakistan, Gossip Aiya thought he must giu pans some adwice, otherwise they may olso get a wisit prom white van and get whisked opp to the Moneragala District and tied to a light pole in the middle of an empty paddy field ol night por crows to land and put fekal matter on head (like what happened to Elecshun Commmishuner on elecshun night. It olso explains the severe case op baldness he hau on his head). Olso might get istruk by the lightening (these days patrol istrike, tea flucker istrike, doctor istrike, so why not lightning istrike olso).

Anyway this adwice shall be known as the "Gossip Aiya Survival Programme", or GASP. The motto can be "Pollow GASP or you will soon be gasping por breath" or something like that (don't insult it is a work in progress). It reads as pollows -

1)The accepted greeting when meeting an acwaintance on istreet or in local watering hole (public toilat) is no longer "Kohomadha Machang", "Aiya/Malli how how" or "Ado keri balla thopi kohedha hitiye mey dawas tikey". Instead one must use the salutashun "Jayawewa", or in more formal settings (like Hilton toilat) "Obata Subha Anaagathayak Wewa". Pailure to do so will result in grawe suspishun, or first class tickat to grawe.

2)Paste picshure op noble king on back op tree wheel or pour wheel. Gossip Aiya suggests either the close-up op the pace showing mustash in ol its glory, or the pull length one with King raising hands abowe head and joining palms together like he is getting ready to diwe into Otters Swimming Pool. Can olso hau one op king making obsene pinger gesture.

3)Ip you are business bugger do ol dealings in pictures op royal family. Example. Olready kings pace on 1000 rupee note, then maybe u can create note using pace op state goat and Italian herb for 500 rs. Then maybe picture of river flower por 100 and rest op the royal family in whichever way you choose suitable.

4)Send message to euribody in oppis (or ol ischool prends ip you are a batta) inwiting to "Elechun Wictory Party". I suggest a blue theme. Eurione can wear blue and come, can hau in either Blue Elepant, Blue Lagoon, or newly reopened Blue Lepard club. Can drink Blue Label eat blue cheeses, and put Blues music (or ip you like to dance can put the Rytham and the Blues olso). Ip you are a group op teenage randy buggers, can watch Blue movies and wait. Ip not hau monies and no prends olso, then look at blue iskies and wait.


Ip you follow GASP without fail, I can say with 100% certainty that you will be pree prom any adducshuns. However there is istill a small chance that in spite op all this, white wan may come por you. In such cases, Gossip Aiya cannot help you. However, I suggest you pollow Isuru Malli's appendix to GASP, the "Last GASP Escape Plan", in which it is adwised that you lipt sarong and hook it barefoot down the road, shrieking like 4 year old girl.

Good luck, and Obalata Subha Anaagathayak Wewa!

Dishum dishum
Gossip Aiya

Clash of the tash

HALEW! Now these days ewen more than normal, euriwhere euriplace you looking you seeing pace op Noble and Onerable King. Only way not to see pace is to close eyes. But I try that once but realised this is bad idea, espeshally while driuing tree wheel. When I open eyes tree wheel going istraight towards soththa Walls ice cream bicycle man ismiling and looking at sky. Ip I hit the bugger op course he not so Jumbo Jolly. He might even put his cornetto in my chocolate temptation. But on plus side it might istop that dam annoying tune coming prom bicycle megapone, you the one no? I am the sure these STF buggers using that tune only playing again again in cell op prisoners until they conpess whatever they did (or most time what they didn't do)and they are sentenced to a lipe of picking up soaps in jails.

Anyway back to the point. Gossip Aiya thinking too many picshures op Kings pace all ower Colombo. Ewen in dreams seeing this man (other day por example king telling in deep dream voice for me to cut vuttakka). Anyway so other day gossip aiya go on hire Horton Place juncshun and there is enormous full length cutout op king. I'm sure pans hau seen, how not to see. It are so big the kings shoe is size of cherry QQ car.maybe can see prom top op Piduruthalagala olso. Pirst time I saw I got iscared and almost had accidant (same soththa walls man. dam nipple flicker pollowing me euriwheres). The cutout is op King looking into distance putting the regal looks and putting pointing pinger in obscene way at what seems to be Horton Place Indian Oil Patrol Shed. I think king is not liking the indian chapatis coming and puting patrol shed in our country apter what happen in cirickate match. Or maybe he telling his securities peoples to quickly take jeeps and mercedes cars and go and pill tanks bepore patrol tax goes up again and chapatis get angry and go on the istrike!

Another thing last week I put hire with some poss looking Colombo 7 bugger. Although hire only 200 rupees (bargain rate por taking prom top op Rosmead place to bottom op Rosmead place as he was taking dog por a walk. bugger lept dog to get run ower by walls man and got in tree wheel. i dont kno why) Anyways this man like big shot not hauing the ismall bills. So he giuing what he said was 1000 rupee bill to me to giu change. But this not 1000 rupee bill this something else, like child's drawing on note size paper. I telling "here sir I know you are poss Colombo 7 bugger and I am poor tree wheel driwer but are you taking me por a pool? What is this bollocks thing you are trying to pass opp as 1000 rupee bill? Giu me green looking bill with peacocks running euriwhere, not this rubbish" but he talling this is new bill. When I called ower passing broom salesman he olso telling that this is new one(now pans don't laup at me por not knowing this, I am poor man no. I not seeing such big bills usually). So later when I get home I take wallat and look at this new bill. I hau to say I hau newer seen such an ugly looking note in my lipe.( i pans will know i ahu seen my wipe recently olso). I hau seen porin notes olso (like when I took suddha bugger prom rushiya and other wierd places to wisit ladyboy establishmants) ip oll of those ugly notes were puttogether and a cow putting runny excrement on them they istill look better than this. Not only is King's mug on this note as well (putting look like Nodhaking is doing dirty things to him prom behind)but it looks like some colourblind mountain goat has designed it while partaking op illegal substances. There is some ungodly blue green yellow mixed colour like someone has eaten packet op jelly beans and put kabral all ower. Chikey. I am wery ambarassed to call this our nashuns currancy. Better to take Maldivian Rupiaah instead, before ol the members op royal family appear on the notes pointing pingers, picking noses and whatever other ungodly activites.

Only one thing I am wondering though. With King's pace euriwhere euriwheres, where is this so coll common candidate?? (Although I think it is wery bad to coll him a common bugger just becos he comes prom village, not like Nodhaking coming prom Fifth Lane) Euribody's talling this man only one who can beat King in upcoming elecshun, but I don't think ewen ip he walked past me in bookshop I would know his pace (ok ok maybe that is lie, I don't go inside bookshops). I think they should put his pace also euriwhere euriwheres so peoples can know who this bugger is. Lauly place to put would be in pront of giant king cut out in hortun place. then it will look like king making obscene pinger gesture to comomon man op opposichun (who olso incidentally hau beards on top op lip to filter the kola kendha bepore drinking. no wonder nodhakin never win even game of hop iscotch or rock paper sissor. he not hau top op lip beards)

Anyway ol this talk op elecshuns making Gossip Aiya thinking op running por Hand Party. Maybe I can run with Wickremabahu Karunaratna prom Nashunal Lept Pront as my Prime Minister. He can be my Lept Hand Man. So anyway what do pans think? Should I put a run? I hau some nice policies olso I will detail in next blog. In the meantime I am thinking pans on pacebook group should inwite ol prends so peoples can see my pace euritime they are going online. olso put click on advertisements so i can catch enupp monies to put poster euriwheres. Ip I am getting enup monies maybe can make ewen bigger cut out op me lipting sarong and letting rip nicely prom buttocks, and put next to Horton Place patrol shed so it looking like King has got the ismell and is pointing at me. Good plan no? loan liu the king!

Dishum dishum
Gossip Aiya

And the dame ran away with the shoo

Now gossip aiya hau no children (apart prom one son but this son is no longer son to Gossip Aiya apter he took tree wheel one day to go on hire in night when i was the isleeping and some old womans prom germans came por hire to go to beach wadiya, next thing i know he had hooked opp to germanys in old germans womans baggage becos those days the airport security not so the istrict and now is married to old suddhi womans and liuing in the germanys somewhere i don't know where and has not called or sent latter to my latterbox or sent ewen one german dollar in 20 years i am the wery upset when talking about this so will the istop now.)

Apter that though the Gossip Aiya hau had the no more childrans. This is dues to many reasons. Pirstly euritimes i am seeing wipe, little gossip aiya is shrivel up into a little bol and go inside and don’t come out por a long time. Secondly i am thinking this world is a too bad place to put a child into. I will tell why. Other day was watching cirickate match and then during lunch break putting surfage of channels. Some suddha childrans show coming with some big purples and greens punny looking dinosor like animal (looking something like mervyn silva) ol the kids calling "Barmy" or something like that. Maybe becos animal is a little mad in the brain areas (olso like mervyn silwa). Anyways this Barmy bugger is teaching these innosent battas very dirty song. Gossip Aiya got the wery oppendad, and por the benefit op good readers, will reproduce said song below. It go like this -

Cock a doodle do!
What is my dame to do?
Till master's found his fiddlingstick,
She'll dance without her shoe.

Cock a doodle do!
My dame has found her shoe,
And master's found his fiddlingstick,
Sing cock a doodle do!

Cock a doodle do!
My dame will dance with you,
While master fiddles his fiddlingstick,
And knows not what to do

Now Gossip aiya immediately thinking this is some of that dirty poetry songs they are putting inside the pilm holes at lido and roxy and other dodgy cinemas, but some mahattaya told me this one is childrans nursery song. Ismol batts these days go to monti sori and learn by heart this kind of songs only. This is the wery rong i think, this song wery the innapropriate por the ismall peoples to be singing. ALthough words seem the wery innocent there is wery dirty meaning underneath. I will explain song for ol you dumb buggers who are not understand, werse by werse.

Cock a doodle do!
What is my dame to do?
Till master's found his fiddlingstick,
She'll dance without her shoe.

Now pirst werse of this song is telling that some woman is removing his shoe until the master sir finds his fiddle stick. All lies only. She is not only removing shoes she is taking off all kinds of garments until the master is noticing a certain uprising in his pants. She isputting a nice istrip show ( like the kind that is happen inside poss nighty clubs in Colombo) por this dirty man

Cock a doodle do!
My dame has found her shoe,
And master's found his fiddlingstick,
Sing cock a doodle do!

Next werse ofcourse nothing to explain. Master sir has pound his piddleistick and wants the womans to doodle doodle with cock (not chickan cock but other one, no need to explain these things ewen to dumb buggers). What a dirty thing to say. Ip i ever said that to my wipe she wont bother looking for shoes to hit me she will hit me with the sink in the kitchens. Then dam fussy bugger wants the womans to sing also while doodle doodling with his private parts. I hau olways heard it is not good to tolking with your mouth pul but i guess singing is ok.

Cock a doodle do!
My dame will dance with you,
While master fiddles his fiddlingstick,
And knows not what to do

Last verse opcouse proving this master sir is a bit of a soththa bugger. Apter the womans did ol that dancing and doodle doodling with his middle stump, he could not split the two fielders and send the balls crashing to the boundary boards. Or to use other isporting analogies por readers prom the america, master sir went to ol the bases but didn't know how to hit home run. Soththa bugger was left playing pocket billiards and fiddling with his fiddle stick while dame lauped at master sir, threw shoe at him and danced away to doodle someone else. Should take his good for nothing fiddle istick and send up the rear end of a horse.

Now you ol know meaning op song you must protect your childrans and grand childrans prom these songs. This is a white mans plan to ruin our childrans. Don’t send your childrans to iskool. Keep them home and teach them life iskills like driuing tree wheel or plucking coconuts. That ways they will be sape prom ol these vulgar songs they are being teached in iskool.

Dishum Dishum

Gossip Aiya!

Night time is the wrong time

Now as you ol knowing gossip aiya poor pillow sitting in tree wheel all day with the plys putting plying lesson around my head. Driuing here there euriwhere, isweating in hot sun. Ol this i do to get enup monies so that wipe can eat the pood i take home and tell me that i am good por nothing nut job. Some mens complaining that euriday their wipe giuing them earpul when they coming home in the ewening time. They are dam lucky. My wipe euriday giuing 10 elepant size earpuls only. "Why are you coming late? How come you only brought home 500 rupees today? You think this is some dam joke? What am I supposed to do with 500 rupees, with eurithings so expensiwe? What are we going to eat? Hau you seen the price op piss these days? Op course you don't, whenewer I am asking you to take me to the market you are too busy watching cirickate match or scratching your buttocks and waiting in sarong in chair like King Dutugemunu. I'm sure you don't ewen know how much kilo op rice is. Price op arrack op course I'm sure you know to the cent, dam drunkard. Now giu the money and go prom here!" And on and on like that euriday. Dam devils womans should die of loose motion.


Anyways, euriday ewening time, Gossip Aiya wery tired apter putting hire ol day and abuse prom that woman, so happily going under moskito net and putting sleep. But last night, in spite op net, moskitos coming and putting party on my mambalams. Cant hit the buggers olso to get rid op them becos mambalams will get isquashed. So i lat them put party, but then I thout maybe they are dengu moskitos (since I hau hidden buckets op stagnant water in wipes room and cut holes in her moskito net hoping that she gets dengu and kicks the bucket. Not the bucket I put water in but some other bucket I think.) Anyway I got the iscared at thout op getting dengu fewer in the mambalams so thout I would go outside. And then I got idea sinse wipe was nagging about money money money maybe I can go and put hire.


At this time many porin and local rich peoples going to nighty clubs op calumbu like san si bar and white horse. These days olso there is one place inside a museum. This nighty club actiwities seem to be pamouse apter ischool actiwities. Gossip Aiya seeing all ismall boise and girls going and coming in those places. Some boy ewen come and ask me por illegal green colour substances. This boy trying to look like big shot with hair gelled up like he put finger in electric socket, and talking on expensiwe mobile pone, but he is ismall batta. I'm sure his mambalams are still safely nesting in istomak region. Anyway I tell him that I do not hau such substances, and that he should go home and read bedtime istory and go to sleep. I must say istaying outside those places, Gossip Aiya sees lots op things that ol the top class culumbo peoples are doing under what is colled the curtain op darkness.


One gental man i sow going in with two ladies wearing very ishort skirt. So ishort iskirt Gossip Aiya could see what under jungi she was wearing olso. Even though she is wearing nice cloths and espansiu perfume, rats seem to hau eaten her underjungi prom the sides. Only midal was there both the buttocks outside. Nice white buttocks also. Chickey! Gossip Aiya remember the back in the days when he was in village and paddy parmer used to wear similar under jungi coll amudey and dig holes in the ground. Those pellows olso thought it was very pashionable to dig holes with buttocks out in the open por whole world to see. Uncultured buggers. So anyways this mans going in with two ladies and coming out also with two ladies. Then he comes and gets into my tree wheel and ask me to take him to Duplicashun roads where he wanted to use the services of some soththa bugger istanding on sidewalk, dressed in luminous shorts and a brazier. The bugger wearing the lip istick olso and poking out his buttocks like hashan thilikeratna putting a bat. Although Duplicashun road one way, this bugger depinitely going both ways. Gossip aiya belief that such bugger should be hung upside down in the pettah bus stand and euribodies should collect the snotty prom the nose and paste on them. Walking around waving the buttocks like it is sum pendulum. And these mahattayas olso hau no shame going after these lady boise or whatever it is they are colled.


Olso what is happening inside these nighty clubs Gossip Aiya is not knowing. Mahattaya go nona go then mahattaya carry nona out and do unmenshunable things to her in car park and leave nona and go pick up shanty boy whose wagging bum and walking on dulpikashun road. While ol this happening, loud sounds coming prom inside like buggers making buriyani in the raheemas kitchen. Gossip aiya does not know how peoples are paying moneys to go and listen to that. Much better put casat tape of sunil perera telling i don’t know why.

But I hear this club lokkas making big money. Maybe I can also put nighty party club. I will coll it "Gossip Aiyas Nighty Party Club". Only selling arrack and playing song by sunil perera and sunplowers. Any 688 or other taxi bugger that comes near by will be shotted and then hunged. Only can come in tree wheel. Soththa buggers who get drunk at my club and go and pick up lady boise shall not be taken in. And pans are wery welcome, come come there is ispeshal 5 % pan discount on kadala and masala vadey at the bar.

Dishum dishum

Gossip Aiya