Window shopping

Now maybe pans remembering I put adwertismant up on blog some the time ago about pinding a job por that useless twit Isuru Malli. I am the wery the happy to report he pound job as window cleaner. I am not so the happy to report the dam pool hau lost job as window cleaner on same day. Bloody jockstrap. You might ask how anybodies could manage to get pired prom job where all you hau to do is apply soap and water on peace op glass!! Well as is usually the case with Isuru Malli, his unequalled randy-ness led to his downpall. Like a chiwawa in heat humping a table leg only this idiot is. Anyways let me tell you istory.

So Isuru Malli was sent to poss big Colombo 7 house on pirst day to wash windows. Big the two istory house where wery poss pamily liuing. So he put water and the soap in buket and now washing washing windows. As he washing liuing room window he put a peep to see inside op house. Biiiig pictorial op pamily potograp hanging on wall. In potograp he see the wery nice lowerly looking dawter there. Sha a wery nice spesiman, the wery curvashus and giuing wery seductiwe lookings. So now Isuru Malli looking at fotograp and waiting, thinking dirty dirty things, until huge brute op a driwer Gonapala comes and giwes a shot and says "koheda balanney yako, thopi awa janel hodhanne ne, ay nikang maluek wagey kata arala inney? Wade karappang neththam palayan methening dhan kala kanniya" (translation - where are you looking sir? You hau been the commishuned to clean the windows op this residense, not stare open-mouth like guppy piss. Please go back to your appointed duty otherwise kindly leawe this property.) Isuru Malli jumped, almost putting boggage in sarong. "Ah ishorry ishorry mahaththmaya. I was just putting think about how to wash second istory windows, I am not tall enup to reach, ewen on my tippytoeses."

Driwer Gonapala reply "Moda haraka (good man) there is a ladder in shed por you to climb and wash. No wonder your job is window cleaner. your mother must hau taken your brain to make brain cutlets when you were ismall. Now take ladder and go!"

Isuru Malli thout op telling that Driwer Gonapala cannot appord to talk like that when his job is to go round and round in circles on road like rat in maze, but then thout better keep quiet otherwise might end up in Nawaloka accidant ward. So Isuru Malli take ladder, tie sarong around waist and climb to wash upistair the window.

Now as he washing he putting look through window, like the nosey bugger he is. He seeing wery nice badroom, with pink fluffy pillos and all. And euriwheres the potos op this girl with dipperent dipperent poses. Ammataudu this must be nice girls badroom, thinking Isuru Malli. Just as he thinking that, door opens and girl comes into room prom the showering in towel! She sits down opposite mirror and istart brushing op the hair, with backside to Isuru Malli. This bugger almost hauing heart attack, thinking must be birthday, kissmass and avurudu presents all rolled into one.

So this woman sitting in ismall towel brushing brushing, now Isuru Malli eyes like two dinner plates istaring istaring and thinking unmenshunable things, lipts sarong and now putting hand party. Chikey what a prisky bugger, I know you are thinking. I am thinking same. Anyway so now he consentrating so hard on this lady he dropping bucket with isponge water and all and not ewen noticing. Now Driwer Gonapala hear noise op bucket palling and coming to see what hau the happened, when he see this joker's pace against window putting hand party.

"Ado val balla, thopi athey gahanawa dha??!! Inna ko mama dennam wadey!!" (Here are you putting hand party?? Wait i will giu you properly now) and Driwer Gonapala now also lipting sarong and coming to climb up ladder and hammer this pello. Isuru Malli got such a shock he jump. Thankpully one hand (not hand putting hand party) was holding ladder so he not pall opp ladder. Unthankpully, ladder also jump when he jump, and now it istart palling backwards. "Aiiiieeeeeeeeeee" he shouting as he palling palling and then dadaaang he pall onto ploor underneath ladder. Now euribodies in house, shef, maids, ewen madam op house coming running por the noise, to see this soththa bugger the istuck under ladder with wery sheepish look on pace, bucket and isponge missing, and koli kuttu istanding at attenshun por the whole world to see. Meanwhile Gonapala hau gone to get broom and come, and now holding it like wisikaththe and coming towards Isuru Malli like that Gobson bugger in pilm "Brawehart". In true Isuru Malli istyle, he riggled under ladder and hooked it down the road yelping like chiwawa (not chiwawa in heat but wery iscared chiwawa), sarong still tied at waist and plashing all and sundry on Rosmead Place.

Needless to say that was end op Isuru Malli's career in window washing industry. Now the bugger again coming and saying no money and istealing ambulthiyal prom my kitchen. Dam pool.

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