There was a nice girl prom Padukka
who sported a wery nice puka
with short iskirt and heels
she'd stand inside Keells
Looking to all like a hooker
A pellow came up to inquire
How much she would charge for a hire
She asked "What do you mean"
And made quite a scene
And caused the poor man to perspire
"No no" the man said, "you misheard
I asked you where you got that curd
I've looked all around
but none I hau found
So thought that I might put a word."
"ahhh" she replied "that's okay
now iscuse me I'm going to pay"
but while waiting in line
he slapped her behind
and ran out the door and away!
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hahahahahaha! good one man!
ReplyDeletegood that he bolted
ReplyDeletebefore he was clouted
with her shoe up his arse
his balls on the floor
and his dick thrown in the thrash
Some dudes who are crazy
always amaze me
if they dare to poke beneath my skirt
i'll lace no mercy
they'll have no teeth to eat again
hang their dicks around their necks the balls on their ears will swing
so to all you dudes with wandering hands
if you see me around do run!
good that he bolted
ReplyDeletebefore he was clouted
with her shoe up his arse
his balls on the floor
and his dick thrown in the thrash
Some dudes who are crazy
always amaze me
if they dare to poke beneath my skirt
i'll lace no mercy
they'll have no teeth to eat again
hang their dicks around their necks the balls on their ears will swing
so to all you dudes with wandering hands
if you see me around do run!
Ammatasiri!!! Niyamai!!!!
ReplyDeletePissu Hadena Sandha!
ReplyDelete