eh? Khan?

These days ol ismall girls and boys crying crying in tuk tuk telling "Aiyoooo A Khan not coming A Khan not coming". Who is this Pakistani joker euribodies is talking about, I thought. So I asked Isuru Malli who this A Khan bugger is and why he is hauing problems coming. Then I heard this bugger is big hippity hoppity istar in the istates singing songs about doing dirty unmenshunable things ol the time. He was going to come to Rajapakistan olso but our champions in Porin Oppice hau said "here here you shall not enter our belowed island. We do not approwe op you singing about dangerous ladies and being disrespectpul to peoples." Olso in one wideo apparantly they hau shown womans in bikinis dancing around Buddha istatue. When I heard that I got wery angry. Who is this Khan donkey making pun op religions? He should be taken to Kandana and tied up and put on railway lines. Punnily enup, Isuru Malli had this wideo on his new mobile so I put a look to see (to see statue, not to see bikini ladies, I am not like that ok), to see this so coll "statue" is in background por not ewen one second. Pans can see pictorial. Now Gossip Aiya hau to make a pew comments about this -

1)Pirst op ol, apparantly this was pound out by some monks. Now I hau to ask, what were they doing looking at these type op wideos in the first place? This song is coll "Sexy Chick", what did they think it would be, a Bairaha adwert? This wery fishy.

2)Second op ol, what kind of banana-less jockistrap was able to notice some white looking statue olllllll the way in the back when they were some pirst class patta specimans in pront dancing around in next to nothing? Ewen when I was looking por istatue I didn't see because eyes were drawn to other places. It is natural thing. Whoever managed to notice istatue is obviously op the homosapian wariety and they should be likewise tied and put on railway tracks. Or sent to Opposishun Leaders house por pun time.

3)Third op ol, cannot be sure this is ewen istatue op Buddha. It look more like those white istorm trooper buggers prom those Istarry Wars pilms. Or maybe it is punny shaped cloud. I think this bent bugger is olso blind bugger. Better take him to optishuns bepore taking to railway tracks. ip taking to opasichun leaders house no need optician.

4)Porth op ol, I am not ewen conwinced that his songs are about dirty unmenshunable things. I went on googly and researched I pound song about our wery own local beverage! It coll ismak that. Chorus talling -

"Ismak that, ol on the ploor
Ismak that, giu me some more
Ismak that, till you get sore
Ismak that, aiyooooo"

This not dirty song. This talling about some clumsy bugger who going to Perera and sons and asking old man working in shop por smak. Then he dropping it on ploor. Then he asking shop man por another one. And then he dropping that one and the next one and the next one until poor old shop man's back is sore prom bending down to clean broken botals. then man is getting angry and telling 'aiyoooo' and going. What is so dirty about that? I think these so coll "monks" who made big scene throwing istones and shouting about this should get in their E class mersedes bens cars and go back to parlimant and shout at each other and leawe us in peace without making euribody else upset that they cannot hear Khan sing. They acting more like monkeys than monks. I cannot describe them only without being disrespectpul. The real monks are too busy doing good deeds and pracitising their religion to care about some pakistani joker singing about our sopt drinks!

But now never mind. Our king is olways thinking op us so therefore he has asked davit bakham to come and get ayuruweydha treatment instead. Por those of you who do not know this is great istar prom movie bent like bekham. so now instead of going por A khan concert euribodies can go and see vedamahhataya rubbing oil and istraightening davit

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Gossip Aiya