Today, the wery right and wery onerable S.Nijamudeen, Minister of Railway Affairs, was caught in the toilet of first class carriage of Colombo-Kandy express train, in compromising position with not so onerable married woman. (by "compromising position" Gossip Aiya means they were doing dirty dirty unmentionable things.) When asked to explain himself, onerable Nijamudeen said that as Minister of Railway Affairs, he was just doing his job!
Now I know many wiewers of blog also think of one day doing compromising things in planes, trains, ewen something called "Eurostar" in England (maybe something like Sirasa Superstar). Gossip Aiya would like to say, if doing dirty things like onerable Nijamudeen in toilet of public transport wehicle, do so wery quietly vithout unwanted noises and talking. Also listen for conductor asking to show ticket. Newer get too excited and porget situation and porget to listen to noises outside. This is how onerable Nijamudeen got caught. Below is testimoney of conductor of Colombo-Kandy express.
Onerable Nijamudeen is with woman inside toilet, while conductor comes to toilet door to check tickets.
Conductor: "halew, is someone inside toilet? You hawe ticket?"
onerable Nijamudeen : "yes...yes...!"
Conductor: "Ah, onerable Nijamudeen"...pause for while..."sir how are you enjoying train ride today? Is train serwice to your liking?"
onerable Nijamudeen: "Faster, faster!"
Conductor:"Unfortunately sir our engine now 25 years old, we cannot go any more fast, also we hawing lot of fat mudalali's and their fatter wives trawelling today slowing down train. Hope the trip is not too long."
onerable Nijamudeen: "almost there.."
Conductor, wery surprised: "yes we are almost at Kandy, I must say you hawe good knowledge of our train routes! Now sir I will hawe to punch your ticket before we arrive in Kandy..."
onerable Nijamudeen: "yes...yes...are you coming patiya?"
Conductor (thinking onerable Nijamudeen is a wery strange man to call him patiya and ask him to come into toilet to punch ticket): "ah...ok sir... i will come in then..."
And so the onerable Nijamudeen was caught with pants down. Boise and girls please do not do same thing, you hawe been warned!
Dishum dishum
Gossip Aiya
Now I know many wiewers of blog also think of one day doing compromising things in planes, trains, ewen something called "Eurostar" in England (maybe something like Sirasa Superstar). Gossip Aiya would like to say, if doing dirty things like onerable Nijamudeen in toilet of public transport wehicle, do so wery quietly vithout unwanted noises and talking. Also listen for conductor asking to show ticket. Newer get too excited and porget situation and porget to listen to noises outside. This is how onerable Nijamudeen got caught. Below is testimoney of conductor of Colombo-Kandy express.
Onerable Nijamudeen is with woman inside toilet, while conductor comes to toilet door to check tickets.
Conductor: "halew, is someone inside toilet? You hawe ticket?"
onerable Nijamudeen : "yes...yes...!"
Conductor: "Ah, onerable Nijamudeen"...pause for while..."sir how are you enjoying train ride today? Is train serwice to your liking?"
onerable Nijamudeen: "Faster, faster!"
Conductor:"Unfortunately sir our engine now 25 years old, we cannot go any more fast, also we hawing lot of fat mudalali's and their fatter wives trawelling today slowing down train. Hope the trip is not too long."
onerable Nijamudeen: "almost there.."
Conductor, wery surprised: "yes we are almost at Kandy, I must say you hawe good knowledge of our train routes! Now sir I will hawe to punch your ticket before we arrive in Kandy..."
onerable Nijamudeen: "yes...yes...are you coming patiya?"
Conductor (thinking onerable Nijamudeen is a wery strange man to call him patiya and ask him to come into toilet to punch ticket): "ah...ok sir... i will come in then..."
And so the onerable Nijamudeen was caught with pants down. Boise and girls please do not do same thing, you hawe been warned!
Dishum dishum
Gossip Aiya
Appreciate the warning
ReplyDeleteUncle this is a cheeya incident!
ReplyDeletegossip aiya - oya me articles liyanne personal experiences valinda?
ReplyDeleteGossip aiya not fat enough to be minister and too scared of wipe to hau appair. also why be going training when i have shiny new tree wheel. Mey are you MD of big company in colombo? isuru malli wants a job.
ReplyDeleteGossip Aiya, thank you for warning me of this onerable S. Nijamudeen fellow. For weeks now he has been coming into my communication centre with offers of free 1st class train tickets. Now i know to wear nice jangi on trip.
ReplyDeleteSo usually you don't wear jangis??? chikeeey!!!! what kind of third class gamey are you prom? Gossip Aiya reccommends you wear jungis at all times to prewent creepage of rice flies into unwanted locations.
ReplyDeleteno no gossip aiya, you have me wrong. everyday i wear pettah jangi. but for special times i have fashion bug jangi.
ReplyDeleteAney I also want to get my railway road checked You having the Minster's contacts giving no for the me to the calling do to that Minister mans. I will take vary nice isharpe knife and go to see this man's when he putting the part I cut his mambalam's and also Kolli Kuttu. I like this types of mans to deal with Aney Aiya give to the me the number no!
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