When Gossip aiya read this story, he got good idea to help Sri Lanka economy. If Iraq can make money from gas why not us? We hawe the biggest bunch of gasbags in the world sitting in Parliament flapping their white sarongs to get rid of smell. Also when my cousin Isuru goes with his kumari to galle face to hide behind multicoloured umbrella and do dirty dirty things, he always buys kadala from vendor before he comes home, sending from his behind like a 2-stroke Bajaj engine. Ammataudu even from top of road you know Isuru has gone to galle face and come. even stray dogs don't come close to the house to put noses in garbage.
Why not collect gas and sell to poor countries like Amarica? Gossip Aiya proposes business plan -
1)Tie siri siri bag around Isuru malli's buttocks and send to galle face
2)Observe Isuru malli on return, look at size of buttocks to see when siri siri bag is full
3)Remove siri siri bag. At this point it is important not to breathe in, or there may be temptation to drop bag and run outside holding nose and screaming "apoooooo gandhaaaaa". Also do not ismoke gold leaf while attempting this maneover
4)Tie siri siri bag and keep in almeira until shelf is full.
5)Put in trishaw and transport to BOI (Board of Idiots) and present plan to idiots.
If you also hawe cousins like Isuru malli please call and give address of whereabouts. But again please do not call during afternoon nap.
dishum dishum
Gossip Aiya
Why not collect gas and sell to poor countries like Amarica? Gossip Aiya proposes business plan -
1)Tie siri siri bag around Isuru malli's buttocks and send to galle face
2)Observe Isuru malli on return, look at size of buttocks to see when siri siri bag is full
3)Remove siri siri bag. At this point it is important not to breathe in, or there may be temptation to drop bag and run outside holding nose and screaming "apoooooo gandhaaaaa". Also do not ismoke gold leaf while attempting this maneover
4)Tie siri siri bag and keep in almeira until shelf is full.
5)Put in trishaw and transport to BOI (Board of Idiots) and present plan to idiots.
If you also hawe cousins like Isuru malli please call and give address of whereabouts. But again please do not call during afternoon nap.
dishum dishum
Gossip Aiya
Gossip aiyya must put this ground breaking theory to Indi who is trying valiantly to save the world. He doesnt know about this ingenious idea!!
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