Daily news, Too much news

Yes Gossip aiya recently got computer and very past slt broad bands and now is finally on the pacebook. But pacebook is really starting to annoy me. Every 2 minutes I get a notice saying someone has taken a quiz ' how many jockstraps do I have in my cupboard' or ' are my panties colourpul enough'. Gossip aiya doesn’t understand how a quiz, designed by an idiot who was too busy sitting at home and writing up quizzes to get into anyones panties, is going to tell you everything you ever wanted to know about life?

Too much unwanted inpormation coming Gossip Aiya's way these days. Recently I went to pavorite website, Cricinfo (well second pavorite after site showing lowerly kumaris playing with warious assorted pruits such as kolikuttu plantains). While putting look at news and pictorials on Cricinfo, Gossip Aiya was fortunate enough to read an article which revealed a bit too much. Now Shoaib Akthar is a world feared fast bowler (Pakistani wersion of Panadura express which ended Gossip Aiya's cricketing career). Although he a bit of a soththa bugger, spending most of his time banned for taking drugs like marriage-wana or being injured apter falling off bed in hurry to get to bog after dodgy biryani, when he plays, ammataudu the bugger plays! However his recent 'injury' made me fall off my chair laughing. PCB (Pakistani Cricketers' Buttocks) in a media release told red faced journalist that Akthar ' was unable for selection due to genital warts'. mala illauwa!! Now I am no medical expert or a health inspector like one of the readers but I assume an occational scrub around the mambalams region should prevent such hideous out breaks. Chikey! Having said that, cat has been sniffing around my mambalams more frequently these days. Must wash sarong, and ip cat still sniffing maybe wisit to doctor mahaththaya is in order.

And why every few months does someone have to go and do something naughty to an animal and get caught? Every so often youl hear how a man 'raped' a cow or tried to molest a goat and this is often front page news! But then again in some countries a cat being rescued from a tree is front page news (when i says cat i mean actualy cat and not dog cat). Not is srilanka though. 'Diwaiyina' always filled with fat ministers cutting cakes and opening bottle shops'.

Getting back on the tracks. We live in a diwerse world these days and people are coming out with all kinds of nasty pass times...quizzing, hauing pun time with warty ladies, even hauing pun time with animals!Doesn't mean poor simple bugger like Gossip Aiya must hear about it. So it would be nice if the media didn’t rub it in face (or anywhere else for that matter) when someone does unmentionable things with a tadpole or something. They are the ones who like that kind of thing. Not us. We care about it as much as we do about a colony of warts on Shoaib's mambalams.

So the lessons to be learnt from todays rant boys and girls is that always wash mambalams region vigorously with sunlight soap. Even if you don’t have mambalams. And don’t take quizzes. Ask Gossip Aiyah. Ill tell you evurithing u needs to know. ( don’t ask the wipe she only claims to know eurithing but her brains is size of spoon handle. Don’t tell her I said that)

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