The health ministry today lead by the clinically obese health minister announced today that the time period of sinhala and tamil new year was the worst time for the health of citizens.
While children in western countries are encouraged to play sport during the easter break, childeren in sri lanka are forced to swallow dry buns, by competitive parents in a bid to win the village 'bun eating competition' (bunis keymey tharangaya). The victorious child is then shovered with more buns while the looseres are force fed bananas in order to increase their swallowing skills while wallowing in shame. Gossip Aiyah likes buns in all shapes and sizes.
Other hazadous sport include climbing the grease tree. This too has been banned and any man found greasing his tree will be arrested and severely frowned upon before being relocated in Putumattalan.
Gossip Aiyah would like to remind readers that i do not engage in any such pole greasing activities and would like you to refrain from such activites while in my trishaw
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