Swine plue

Gossip Aiyah has recently been made aware of new model of sickness that is not answering to panadol. Last time such an sickness happened was when some mosquito was biting the buttocks of meat vendors causing chicken guniya.

However do not fear. Gossip Aiyah has tips for you to stay safe from the Plue

1) Do not have sexual or otherwise affiair with pig
2) Do not have sexual or otherwise affair with anything that looks/eats/ vaguely resembles pig
3) Do not blow nose into sarong. Not only does sarong get dirty but passers by will get a free screening of your juicy juicy mambalams
4) Do not go to a hospital. The health ministry has bought more expired drugs that might kill swine but side effects include severe cases of deadness.

http://www.dailynews.lk/2009/05/16/news20.asp

In breaking news a dog has urinated on one of my tree wheels. I have bought a catapault

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Gossip Aiyah!