Monday 15 June 2009

Ado Fdo!


Goshipp aiiyaaa....ishmall problemsh here,
next door neighbor girl reports to the polishe that im a peeping tom!
polishe com to mii housh and beat me senselesh. mii lips are swollen, ii cant say Sh (s).
Wot to do aiiya, shall we kidnap her for the kinndi vade of going to the polishe?

Sa Fdo Fliibwoii


Halew. Pirst op all Gossip Aiya wery conpused by your good name. What is this Sa Fdo business? Sounds like Aprican tribal language name, like Pumbaa prom kingdom of lion (in case you also conpused watch Lion King and you will understand the bus stand). But then you are saying your name tom. Now ip you don’t even know your own name no wonder the police hammered you!

Second of all, Gossip Aiya must say no matter ip your name Pumbaa, Samba, Tomma or Kurumba you must not peep. Ip you must peep, Gossip Aiya has prowided two option (not Janashakthi which is Full Option). Pirst option, please call Gossip Aiya to take you on hire to Majestic City in night. On fourth floor of this said city is 3-star establishmant (even Gossip Aiya thinks its a bit dodgy) where for paltry fee of rupees 150 (plus tree wheel hire) one can peep and peep till one’s heart (and other organs) are content. Second option inwest in wery past internet connection called ADSL (Anna Dunna iSpeed Line) and peep anytime dayly nightly ewer so rightly pree of charge (but hawe to pay monthly charge por internet). You can use Internet Explorer to explore the many dipperent types of lauly ladies, or Firefox to peep at foxy ladies whenewer the mood strikes. Now depending on frequency of peepage you hawe to decide which option (Majestic or ADSL) is best to suit your needs.

Also ip the police are come to catch you you must do what isuru malli is doing. Lipt up sarong until buttocks are smiling at oncoming traffic and run like the wind on a windy day. However prom your ispoken ingilish I can gather that the police hau indeed beaten you senceless until not only your lips swollened but teeth knocked upwards into brain causing brain also to become swollen. But don’t worry. Next time run.

Gossip Aiya hawe newer heard op such thing as “kidnap”. Why do you want to put peep while ismall girl is sleeping? Nondi David’s father, Pandi David got caught doing similar things and now is counting the bars in Welikada Prison. Sin for Nondi David, no wonder he is such an angry man. So Gossip Aiya strongy urges you to stop this kidnappage as you might also end up next to Pandi David in prison cell apter police beating you senseless once more. God knows what will happen to you then, presumably same thing that made Nondi David such an angry person.

In case you don’t heed this grave warning and continue in these dirty habits, please inwest in wine bottle cork, so that cawities can be protected in event of soap droppage in prison showers.

Dishum Dishum
Gossip Aiya

9 comments:

  1. Gossip Aiya, I hau insert cork in cawity... but now istuck! HELP!

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  2. use cork remower. might hurt a little but will do the job.

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  3. Get a little less wittier and less fluent with english, the english-speaking clever chap behind Gossip Aiya is showing...

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  4. Ayubowan Gossip Aiya, what is this happenings on fourth floor Majestic City?
    I also wants to put a ismall peepings, so please be telling what is this ispot.

    Very Isthuthi

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  5. dishum dishum. gossip aiyaaaa! SA are my initials :D Fdo is Fernando oii! Fliibwoii is my screenname.
    i aleady know of the internet, but nothing like a live scene ne?
    hope ur wipe doesnt see this peice of advice.
    anyways...thanku, iv learnd my lesson. no more peeping..and i wanted to do what isuru malli did, but i was wearing underjungii at that moment :) il surely invest in wine bottle corks. thanks.
    dishum dishum to you too!

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  6. the part about the corks and soap dropage! LOL

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  7. Here Karolis Aiya, this establishmant wery dodgy. gossip aiya only heard op it, iscared to go in case one of wipe's prends also there when going. anyway i hear they hau imported some lauly looking ladies prom Peking por your peeking pleasure.

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  8. gossip aiya
    my wipe now prend with your wipe. i also am getting anti-kos mallum treatment.womans wont stop screeching like mohini. your wipe very bad influencing.
    i am now going to go behind the lavatories to cry a llittle.

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  9. haney haney not only you our doing nosandaala doings you are nicely righting about it like a big pandith.
    you thinking you are punny man mahaththaya. you are depaming my good name. lot op mouses beliewing you also. i hau newer met mrs anonymous but see telling wrong wrong things about my good name.
    you eating my kosmalum till belly burstings and righting bad things under my roop.
    dam pool only to think i dam pool to not pind out. i also hau peelings and new broom mita.
    hitapang (kindly wait good sir)

    wipe

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